Track Mangoes

Kankles

Curves are in, except around the feet. Kate Moss couldn't make them sexy, but she could cover them up with leg warmers. Boots? Kate would get creative.

Have you ever watched yourself in the mirror?

A ditz can be loved, but having no taste is unacceptable.

Any other bodily fluid is fine by me, but there's nothing like waking up next to your lover only to step into her crusty underwear, coiled on the floor like a snake.

I know that several magazines attempted to make them sexy, but I fear they must remain a boy thing.

Hi. My name's Jens. And I am an ex-nose-picker. *Hi Jens!* Does anyone have a place for me to stay?

"Did I just smoke the wrong end of my cigarette?"
"Wanna see my piece?"

E, Gads.

That dusty old clap trap.

How do these get here? One can never tell. But they're always plaguing someone you know. Carelessness was never sexual, only provocative.